Let this thread die!

[Evai]

Inhaling anthrax until I reach 10,000 likes (11:39:91)

[atomtengeralattjaro]

evai has reached 91 seconds per minute, we can therefore in theory calculate his relative speed and/or spacetime curvature, if we just {insert lots of made up math here}
I don't know if that speed will be enough to reach 10k likes in time, as we appear to be in two (2) medical emergencies all of a sudden - Naddarobo's perpetual agony and evai's anthrax situation.
WebMD tells me we can solve this by using lots and lots of lead. It'll work, I'm sure.

[Froggychum]

Yeah lead is cool but have you heard of mercury?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

every time I hear of mercury, I sit down and think about Venus instead.

[Evai]

Every time I sit down, it hurts. Chairs remind me of bears, and I have a pavlovian response because of that time when bears stole my gameboy advance (the original, not the SP. Some people say the backlight makes it superior but the form factor is just way lamer). Speaking of lame, who here likes Skyrim? Open world games are too much for me, I need a linear experience. That's why we should change the forums format away from threads, to a more modern tiktok style of opening topics. Then I wouldn't have to choose. That's why I choose you, Pikachu, my favourite pokemon!

[Froggychum]

That's why I choose you, Pikachu, my favourite pokemon!

pikachu is literally the worst pokemon!!!11!1
he is frickin yellow and just an idiot mouse i hate him so much

That's why we should change the forums format away from threads, to a more modern tiktok style of opening topics. Then I wouldn't have to choose.

actually its ableist against adhd people for ASDF forums to not have subway surfers playing on the side of the screen at all times.
also posts should have a character limit of 280 and an AI voice should read everything to you

Speaking of lame, who here likes Skyrim? Open world games are too much for me, I need a linear experience.

I think every game should be an openservice 350-GB download MMORPG with survival crafting elements that takes 500 million dollars and 10 years to make. the monetization system should be battle pass, subscription fee, cash shop, loot box and microtransaction! also, all the assets should be AI-generated to save $$$. recycle everything, innovate nothing. give this little piggy more slop ... please i love my slop mmm mmm slop soo goood yummy yum yum

[Evai]

Zelda was my favourite game franchise, but I played many hours of ToTK on yuzu ryujinx my nintendo switch and couldn't get into it

[Froggychum]

I've heard BoTW and ToTK are good games but I've never been remotely interested in the Zelda franchise

[Evai]

I've heard BoTW and ToTK are good games but I've never been remotely interested in the Zelda franchise

BoTW and ToTK are your standard 'spend 200 hours walking around fields filling out a completionist checklist' thing

[Froggychum]

ah so fresh garbage ty ty

[Bvai]

It's actually the most enthralling game of the last 1.4 years, but your tiny little frog brain struggles to grasp the concept. Do you not like fields?

[Froggychum]

Silence, swine. Return to your pig pen so that you may suckle upon the withered teets of Nintendo. Oh how you yearn for the slop. It sickens me.

[Bvai]

I pirated every single nintendo game in existence, copied them to 59 different HDD drives. And then I destroyed them in a fire because they all suck anyway

Literally 5 posts ago I posted this. Are you even listening to yourself?

[Froggychum]

Yet you call one of their "pr***cts" the most enthralling game of the last 1.4 years... Your hypocrisy is as boundless as your lunacy - You deserve to dream and wander alone in some desolate outer dimension, alongside the mad gods who have been forgotten by all - not on these sacred forums.

As for your comments on my thinking and listening abilites, I'll have you know that every cell in my planet-sized, true material body are indivisible particles in their own right, and each one of them hold a full copy of all my information. This creates a synergism effect, wherein every one of my 6.66 x 10^52 cells has the ability to think, to hear, and to perform the function of any other cell. This is all managed by my spirit, which is metaphysical and transcendental (not to mention corruptive) thus communicating at speeds so conceptual that 'massively FTL' is a pathetic understatement. It's faster than instantaneous - granting me perfect symmetry within time.

Of course, even if a single cell of mine only had the hearing and thinking ability of an average person, that would still be enough to process and analyze your every expression faster than you can ever hope to reach or comprehend. It should (hopefully) be needless to say, that even my single cells obviously have capacity which is not just quantitatively, but qualitatively different from the greatest of mortal geniuses.

And no, this is not me boasting. I am simply trying to explain to you in good faith just how outmatched you are. Never oppose me again. You are not even a worm in my eyes. You're closer to inconsequential dust. Even that cannot describe the gulf that exists between our levels of existence.
The fact that it takes so many words to explain such a simple phenomenon is merely an unfortunate consequence of language. Showing you my aura would cause even almighty Gods instant madness, mutation or death - so I doubt you can even compare. If we were speaking in a more profound tongue, such as the poorly-named Language of Eldritch Whispers, I may summarize everything above simply as:

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t̴̥̱̲̥̥̣̦͔͙͔͍͑͒̓͒̓͗ͥ̂́ͅn̵̛̪̘̭̳̺̮̩̼̼͙͊̾̿ͯͩ̈͌͒̽̉̊͗́̀́ͅͅs̸̶̵̫̹̦̬͓̮̰͚̞̓̿̄ͮ̐ͧͤͣ͌͊͞ͅ ̷̨̨̖̘̙̹̻͓̼̝̬͓̫̦̬̃̉̑ͪͦ̆̔ͮ̿͐ͫ̎̆z̧̢̲̲̣̻̦̪̰̭͕̳͔͑ͩ̑̓ͫ̐͂̄́ͅm̶ͨ̈ͬͣ͊ͭ̐͏̥͇̦̯̹͈̲̳̰̖͕o͂ͤ̾͛ͪ̽ͪ̚͏̢҉̡̻͙̭͍͉̦̭͉̭̫t̓ͧ͛̚҉̹͎̥̝͔͔́̕͞ͅ ̛̫̠̻̦̼͇̝̜̘̙̎͑ͪ̍ͨ̉ͣ͛̐ͭͩ̈́̚w̶̵̛̗̣̫̙ͣͥ͋̓ͧ͊̓̄ͮ̕f̆̇͂͌̓̍̓̒̅̇̚҉̶̕͜҉͈̙̠͍͚̗̱͖̠͇̙̣ ̗̦̟̰͎͎̫̭̳̺̓͆̔͗̆ͩ̋̅͋̔ͫ̒̽̄͢͠ư̞̞̠̯̗͚͗͂̿͐͠a̋ͨͯ̏̐ͪ̐̌̾̎̾ͣ̄͗̿̓̌̓̽͏̨̧̹̬̮͔̭̥̗͡ž̳̺̘̝̠̙̼͖̲̞̠͈͓̤̆̆̉ͤͥ̑̽͆́͜ͅͅq͗ͭ̌̌ͩ̓͆͗̌͒̐̃ͫ̚҉̢̰̣̳̺͘͡ų̵̵̬̜͍͎̫̲̰̫̞͚̫̮͈͎͒ͬ̌̒̓́͌͂̈́̓̈̔̄̐̍̔̚ģ̶̬̙͈̯̖̼̺͍̫̙̩̣̊̄̽ͦ̋ͮ͛̂n̻̙̝̠̦̹̆͛ͦ̏̃ͫ̓̉̍̋̇̈ͮ̄̓͟͡ͅͅm͋̿́̈̍͏̸̳̱̭̘

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Of course, that is a mere transliteration. The true experience of hearing such a phrase would also cause madness, mutation or death - though to a less extreme degree.
Ah, and don't try to derive linguistic rules from this sample. On top of being unglossable, this "language" is also built on irrationality and untruth.

[Naddarobo]

wrong

[Froggychum]

I know you are

[Naddarobo]

damn, foil again

[Froggychum]

tin foil or aluminum foil. this choice will determine your gender in the next life

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I bet it's the kind of plastic foil that sticks to everything and is impossible to handle without wrinkling and sticking to itself and is made in hell for the sole purpose of punishing us for our sinful desires of wrapping things

[Froggychum]

so relatable much wow