The Daily Thread

[Froggychum]

investing in florida would be about as good an idea right now as investing in twitter ads

[Greyson]

Eyeballs to the moon just check Wall Street bets
also I have some land to sell you in Florida

No thanks, I prefer my cellars dry.
Then again, I do doubt a lot of cardboard houses lack those anyway.

Either way, welcome back, Ghost!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Who welcomes the welcomer?
I welcome back everyone, even if you never really left, and I also welcome my own back. For where would I be without a back? It would be quite difficult to lean back in a chair for instance. Bad thought. Shoo.

[Froggychum]

hi greyson!
and speaking of backs...
does a two dimensional plane have two sides, or just one?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

if you order your ticket well ahead of time, you may be able to choose a window seat on either side of the plane, so I'd say at least 2 sides.

[Froggychum]

ever since the two fateful 30.1827765456 terrorist attacks, most flatlanders haven't been willing to fly on two-dimensional planes

[atomtengeralattjaro]

you just gotta fold it up like a paper aeroplane and BAM, new dimension added.

[Froggychum]

you've got your causality wrong. in order to fold it in the first place, you need an additional spatial dimension to fold it through.
Of course, if you're willing and able to break cause and effect, then you don't need to worry about that!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I used to think I will break causality two days ago

[Froggychum]

I used to think.

[Bvai]

I use to think

[Froggychum]

me thunk

[atomtengeralattjaro]

last night I dreamt of petting a puppy

[Bvai]

Damnn maybe it's a sign

if you get a puppy, name him/her/it ASDF (do it for me)

[Froggychum]

puppy

a foreboding nightmare indeed

(do it for me her)

woah remember how the simp suns used to be goob

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today, I was cold. I will be cold again later
something something maple leaf country something something

[Bvai]

today, I was cold. I will be cold again later
something something maple leaf country something something

It's cold? Where are you from?

You should come where I am, it's way warmer

[Froggychum]

holy shit that goes so hard
very cool warm

[atomtengeralattjaro]

really, cold countries like maple leaf country should consider demonological solutions to residential heating, it would be so efficient

[Froggychum]

i will make sure to vote for lucifer in the next election O7 doing my part O7

[atomtengeralattjaro]

but 2OO7 was 17 years ago