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[Froggychum]

you must have 8821 kilograms of hair! sasuga submarine senpai

[shruvvu]

8822
atom i almost posted 8820 pls dont be so quick
froggo pls spare me u posted 8821 before me, go sleep

[atomtengeralattjaro]

omg there are almost 8823 people posting at the same time

[Froggychum]

8824 bros in the hot tub, 6 feet apart cause they're not gay (and they're social distancing)

[atomtengeralattjaro]

8825 additional bros are also there and also 6 feet away but downwards, because they are in the ground, because they are long dead, but still want to party

[Froggychum]

8826
skeleton party!!!!

[shruvvu]

8827 somethinf

[atomtengeralattjaro]

8828 somethinf better than nothinf

[Froggychum]

I disagree with this argument. I believe there are many instances where one would rather nothing than something. For example, an alien appears before you and asks, "would you rather we torture you horrifically for 8829 years or would you rather we do nothing to you?" The answer is obvious, if you ask me!! Might just be me, tho...

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I disafree with this arfument. I believe there are many instances where one would rather nothinf than somethinf. Gor example, an alien appears begore you and asks, "would your rather we torture you horrigically gor 8829 years or would you rather we do nothinf to you?" The answer is obvious, ig you ask me!! Mifht just be me, tho...

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I disaflee with this alfument. I berieve thele ale many instances whele one wourd lathel nothinf than somethinf. Gol exampre, an arien appeals begole you and asks, "wourd youl lather we toltule you holligicarry gol 8829 yeals ol wourd you lathel we do nothinf to you?" The answel is obvious, ig you ask me!! Mifht just be me, tho...

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I tisaflee widh dhis alfument. I berieve dhele ale many insfances whele one wourt ladhel nodhinf dhan somedhinf. Gol exampre, an arien appeals begole you ant asks, "wourt youl ladher we toltule you holligicarry gol 8829 yeals ol wourt you ladhel we do nodhinf to you?" Dhe answel is obvious, ig you ask me!! Mifhd jusd be me, dho...

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I tisaflee widh dhis alfument. I perieve dhele ale many insfances whele one wourt ladhel nodhinf dhan somedhinf. Gol exambre, an arien abbeals pegole you ant asks, "wourt youl ladher we toltule you holligicarry gol 8829 yeals ol wourt you ladhel we do nodhinf to you?" Dhe answel is opvious, ig you ask me!! Mifhd jusd pe me, dho...

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I tinaflee widh dhin alfumest. I perieve dhele ale masy isnfascen whele ose wourt ladhel sodhisf dhas nomedhisf. Gol exambre, as aries abbealn pegole you ast ankn, "wourt youl ladher we toltule you holligicarry gol 8829 yealn ol wourt you ladhel we do sodhisf to you?" Dhe asnwel in opvioun, ig you ank me!! Mifhd jund pe me, dho...

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I tinaflee widh dhin alfumest. I perieve dhele ale masy isnfascen whele ose wourt ladhel sodhisf dhas nomedhisf. Gol exambre, as aries abbealn pegole em ast ankn, "wourt eml ladher we toltule em holligicarry gol 8829 yealn ol wourt em ladhel we do sodhisf to em?" Dhe asnwel in opvioun, ig em ank uoy!! Mifhd jund pe uoy, dho...

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I tinafl'f widh dhin alfumest. I perieve dhele ale masy isnfascen whele ose wourt ladhel sodhisf dhas nomedhisf. Gol exambre, as aries a'cealn pegole em ast ankn, "wourt eml ladher we toltule em ho'migica'sy gol 8829 yealn ol wourt em ladhel we do sodhisf to em?" Dhe asnwel in opvioun, ig em ank uoy!! Mifhd jund pe uoy, dho...

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E tenafl'f wedh dhen alfumist. E pireivi dhili ela masy esnfascin whili osi wourt ladhil sodhesf dhas nomidhesf. Gol ixambri, as areis a'cialn pigoli im ast ankn, "wourt iml ladhir wi toltuli im ho'megeca'sy gol 8829 yialn ol wourt im ladhil wi do sodhesf to im?" Dhi asnwil en opveoun, eg im ank uoy!! Mefhd jund pi uoy, dho...

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Alfumist dhen wedh tenafl'f e ... Nomidhesf dhas sodhesf ladhil wourt osi whili esnfascin masy ela dhili pireivi e ... Im to, sodhesf do wi ladhil im wourt ol, <yialn bbzg gol ho'megeca'sy im toltuli wi ladhir iml wourt ankn ast im pigoli a'cialn areis as ixambri gol!> Uoy ank im eg, opveoun en asnwil dhi?? Dho uoy pi jund, mefhd.

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xalfumist dhen wedh tenaflIf e TTT xnomidhesf dhas sodhesf ladhil wourt osi whili esnfascin masy ela dhili pireivi e TTT xim toO sodhesf do wi ladhil im wourt olO Zyialn bbzg gol hoImegecaIsy im toltuli wi ladhir iml wourt ankn ast im pigoli aIcialn areis as ixambri golAZ xuoy ank im egO opveoun en asnwil dhiSS xdho uoy pi jundO mefhdT

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xalfumist dhen wedh tenafl'if e'ttt xnomidhesf dhas sodhesf ladhil wourt osi whili esnfascin masy ela dhili pireivi e'ttt xim to'o sodhesf do wi ladhil im wourt ol'o'zyialn bbzg gol ho'imegeca'isy im toltuli wi ladhir iml wourt ankn ast im pigoli aIcialn areis as ixambri gol'az xuoy ank im eg'o opveoun en asnwil dhi'ss xdho uoy pi jund'o mefhd't

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xalfumist đen weđ tenafl'if e'tàtt ẋomiđeš đas sođeš lađil wourt osi whili eɲfascin masy ela đili pireivi e'tàtt xim to'o sođeš do wi lađil im wourt ol'o'zyialn bàbzàg gol ho'imegeca'isy im toltuli wi lađir imàl wourt ankàn ast im pigoli aIcialn areis as ixambri gol'az xuoy ank im eg'o opveoun en aɲwil đi'ss xàđo uoy pi jund'o mefhàd't

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xalfūmist đēn weđ tēnafl'īf e'tà-tt ẋomīđeš đās sođēš lađīl woūrt osī whilī eɲfāscin māsy ēla đīli pīreīvi ē'tàtt xīm to'о̄ sođēš do wī lađīl im wо̄urt о̄l'o'zȳiāln bàbzà-g gol hо̄'imēgecā'isȳ im tо̄ltulī wi lāđir īmàl wо̄urt ānkàn āst im pīgolī aIcīaln āreīs as īxambrī gol'āz xuо̄y ānk im ēg'o о̄pveо̄un ēn aɲwīl đi'ss xà-đo ūoȳ pi jūnd'o mēfhàd't

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xalfūmist đēn weđ tēnaflaþ'īf efæþ'tà-tàþt ẋomīđeš đās sođēš lađīl woūrt osī whilī eɲfāscin māsy ēla đīli pīreīvi ēvæþ'tàtt xīm to'tæþо̄ sođēš do wī lađīl im wо̄urt о̄l'læþo'zȳzæþiālāþæn bàbzà-àþæg gol hо̄'imēgecā'isȳ im tо̄ltulī wi lāđir īmàl wо̄urt ānkàn āst im pīgolī aIcīalaþæn āreīs as īxambrī gol'āz xuо̄y ānk im ēg'gæþo о̄pvevæþо̄un ēn aɲwīl đi'iþæss xà-đo ūoȳ pi jūnd'dæþo mēfhàd'àþæt

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xalç fūç mistça đēn weđ tēnça aç flaþ'īf eç fæþ'tà-tàþt ẋoça mīç đešç đās sođēš laç đīlç woūrt oç sīç whiç līç eɲça fāç scinç māç syç ēlç aç đīç liç pīç reīça viç ēvçæþ'tàtt xīm to'tæþо̄ sođēš do wī laç đīlç im wо̄urt о̄l'læþo'zȳzæþiālāþæn bàbzà-àþæg gol hо̄'imēgecā'isȳ im tо̄lç tuç līç wi lāç đirça īmça àlç wо̄urt ānkça çànç āst im pīgça oç līç aIç cīç alç aç þænç āç reīsça as īxça amça brīç gol'āz xuç о̄yça ānk im ēg'gæþo о̄pça veç væç þо̄unça ēn aɲç wīlç đi'iþæss xà-đo ūç oȳça pi jūnd'dæþo mēfhàd'àþæt

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xalç fūç mistça đēn weđ tēnça aç flaþ'īf eç fæþ'tà-tà (øþt) ẋoça mīç đešç đās sođēš laç đīlç woūrt oç sīç whiç līç eɲça fāç scinç māç syç ēlç aç đīç liç pīç reīça viç ēvçæþ'tà (øtt) xīm to'tæþо̄ sođēš do wī laç đīlç im wо̄urt о̄l'læþo'zø (øȳzæþiālāþæn) bàbzà-àþ (øm̐æg) gol hо̄'imēge (øcā'isȳ) im tо̄lç tuç līç wi lāç đirça īmça àlç wо̄urt ānkça çànç āst im pīgça oç līç aIç cīç alç aç þænç āç reīsça as īxça amça brīç gol'āz xuç о̄yça ānk im ēg'gæþo о̄pça veç væç þо̄unça ēn aɲç wīlç đi'iþæss xà-đo ūç oȳça pi jūnd'dæþ (m̐o) mēfhàd'à (øþæt)

WHY DID I DO ALL OF THIS BY HAND

[atomtengeralattjaro]

8830
I laughed. The funniest part was "im wо̄urt о̄l'læþo'zø"

[Froggychum]

8831
a truly lifechanging experience

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Life is just 8832 decisions in a row.

[Froggychum]

after death, you make your 8833rd decision - which is the last one you will ever make.
not because you disappear, but because all available afterlives completely strip you of agency and autonomy. you become a cog in a cosmic machine.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

A cog with 8834 teeth

[Naddarobo]

in a machine with 8835 tooth cogs

[Froggychum]

8836 machines on the wall
take one down , pass it around
everythings broken now!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

well at least 8837 things are broken for sure

[Froggychum]

good thing we have 8838 things that break broken things... that was a close one!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

what happens if you break a broken thing? your thing will only be 8839 times more broken!

[Naddarobo]

what about if you break something 8840 times and every time you break it you fix it with another piece until there are no original parts of the machine.
is it the same machine?