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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:42 pm

Did you mean: Dead Internet Eory
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Post by Froggychum » Sun Nov 24, 2024 5:42 pm

Eory sound slike an irish name
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Post by Froggychum » Sun Nov 24, 2024 9:07 pm

What's everyone up to today?
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Nov 27, 2024 3:11 pm

today? that was days ago!
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Post by Froggychum » Wed Nov 27, 2024 9:34 pm

time make brain hurt
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Post by Froggychum » Fri Nov 29, 2024 10:14 pm

social media is changing man. mastodon, bluesky, so many new names
good thing i dont use it ( well , i think i have a twitter account lying around somewhere . but i've literally never used it before so idk )
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Nov 30, 2024 12:13 pm

what if I told you...
asdf is social media
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Post by Froggychum » Sun Dec 01, 2024 9:21 am

REEEEEEE!!!
*throws chicken nuggets*
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Dec 01, 2024 9:39 am

chicken nuggets are a flightless bird
they are forever bound by gravity
throwing them is futile
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Post by Froggychum » Sun Dec 01, 2024 11:58 am

kid named finger chickens
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Dec 01, 2024 3:23 pm

This fact has been proven countless times by the esteemed researchers at the research institute of esteemed research, but more to the point, a brain can only ever fart through one or more openings in the skull, and if for some meta-biological reason this cannot happen, such a pressure can be relieved by transforming it into the philosophical realm and directing the resulting impulses through the limbs to generate movement signals that result in an internet post. However, such excretions cannot be considered safe to handle, as their perusal might result in mildly cognitohazardous effects. I however have no proof of this. I could acquire such proof. Alas. No desire, or willingness to undertake such a mission. Why would I. Why would anyone. Such questions keep experts up at night. These experts should sleep more. Why wouldn't they. Such questions keep yet more experts up at night. But that is fine. They don't want to be down at night. At least that's what they told me. Why would they tell me that?
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Re: Let this thread die!

Post by shruvvu » Sun Dec 01, 2024 5:39 pm

what about nose???????????????????????????????????? isn't that a hole in the skull??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Dec 01, 2024 8:14 pm

Well yes. If the brainfart can come out through the nose, we call that a brain-sneeze, most commonly reported by people who are allergic to certain thoughts. But if the brainfart is simply too large to fit through any of the openings, then it must transcend, or cause a horrific explosion.
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Post by Froggychum » Thu Dec 05, 2024 5:57 am

the polite term is cerebral gas
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I'd like to fart from my ears then
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Post by Froggychum » Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:58 pm

you guys need to eat less beans
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Re: Let this thread die!

Post by Timwi » Fri Dec 06, 2024 12:27 am

Froggychum wrote:
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Damn right man... I missed forums like this, I'm so glad I found this one
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This fact has been proven countless times by the esteemed researchers at the research institute of esteemed research, but more to the point, a brain can only ever fart through one or more openings in the skull, and if for some meta-biological reason this cannot happen, such a pressure can be relieved by
At this point I was so expecting a play on “hot air”

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Re: Let this thread die!

Post by shruvvu » Fri Dec 06, 2024 3:48 pm

hello timwi, welcome to asdf forums :mrgreen:
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