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by .,.,.,., » Sun May 11, 2008 12:09 am
thus making this thread infinite
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by CX gamer » Sun May 11, 2008 6:35 am
This making the SQL database on this site infinite in space...
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by Kellizaber » Sun May 11, 2008 2:30 pm
One man is sporting a Tommy Hilfiger parrot while the other is wearing what seems to be a rat on his head.
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by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun May 11, 2008 3:18 pm
..and all of a sudden, a minute slowly passes.
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by Gundam_M3ister » Sun May 11, 2008 4:45 pm
The man with the rat instantly notices the man with the parrot staring at his head, and the man with the rat remarks:
"Who you starin' at, fool?"
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by JKL;!!!!! » Sun May 11, 2008 5:42 pm
does it look like i'm staring at a pool?
said the man with the parrot staring at his head who was a polimathitician.
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by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun May 11, 2008 6:08 pm
the bartrender comes and orders beer from them.
before asking for their insurance cards.
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by JKL;!!!!! » Sun May 11, 2008 8:50 pm
and this dude comes through the window and demands money.
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by soloman » Mon May 12, 2008 2:54 pm
"all i have is a rat!" sys the man with a rat on his head.
"and i, a parrot!" says the parrot man.
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by FerretWho » Mon May 12, 2008 3:25 pm
Then another man with a ferret walks in, and the ferret mauls both the rat and the parrot.
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by Kellizaber » Mon May 12, 2008 5:11 pm
"Jeepers, there goes my dinner!" The drunk man in the corner turned to the ferret man. "Come here, fluffy! I have a surprise for you."
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by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue May 13, 2008 6:59 pm
the rat man and the parrot man burst out in a terrible cry while the bartrender turns into a giant broom. "AAAwwwargh! I've become a damn broom!" -he screams in horror.
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by soloman » Tue May 13, 2008 8:21 pm
then the broomtender comes to realize that he has super broomy powers. then he turns to the evil ferret and smacks over some big guys beer.
the big guy grabs the broomtender and lights him on fire.
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by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue May 13, 2008 8:43 pm
"AAAwwwargh! I'm damn broom on fire!" -he screams in horror.
the big guy says "that be maaah beer!" and starts playing chess with himself.
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by JKL;!!!!! » Wed May 14, 2008 12:03 am
but the chess doesn't like it and eats stuff.
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by .,.,.,., » Wed May 14, 2008 1:05 am
including JKL;!!!!!! and all his posts
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by JKL;!!!!! » Wed May 14, 2008 3:24 am
but JKL;!!!!! had a secret post it note on the chess' head.
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by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed May 14, 2008 10:22 am
..so evetually the chess started playing with the crying rat man. He moved him to F-4.
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by Peemore » Wed May 14, 2008 3:29 pm
But unfortunately, an F-16 got jealous and bombed the bar. The ensuing explosion was really really small and it only gave the man playing chess a pimple.
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