Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Korono · Post by **Korono** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:01 pm

9000

How far down the road is it?

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:13 am

as far down as the welcome to ASDF forums, ASDF will take care of you sign.

welcome?

sw1ss023 · Post by **sw1ss023** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:52 pm

24!

Exactly how soft is a kittens stomach?

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:41 am

softer than the kitten's H camots.
what's a H camot? or a sdrawk cab?

Gundam_M3ister · Post by **Gundam_M3ister** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:31 pm

Camots looks like stomach backwards without the "h".

Is this a stupid enough question for you?

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:39 pm

Its stupidity quotient has reached the minimum level of my neighbors balcony which is red.

How do you drill holes into a whole hole?

sw1ss023 · Post by **sw1ss023** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:10 pm

With a donut (if that's how you spell it [doughnut])

Why am i eating cereal, cookies and pop?

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:49 am

because pop goes the cereal although the cookie doesn't exist.

exist doesn't cookie, although the cereal goes the pop?

Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:22 pm

I am antipop, I'll run against the flow till the day I drop..

Will Will obey my will?

sw1ss023 · Post by **sw1ss023** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:25 pm

Only if Will is willing to willingly obey your will, then he will.

What is the square root of pie? The food?

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:22 am

the square root of pie is equal to otlauqe's ieip fo too. rerauq's eht.

who's otlauqe? what's his ieip fo too? who's rerauq and what's his eht?

Post by **lunar_furor** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:46 pm

otlauqe is magic. his ieip is for magic. and rerauq is a barbarian his eht is his weapon.

What's a hammerfore?

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:04 pm

It's a hammer, used for beating the letter "e".

How many rooms away did Johnny play the sax tomorrow?

sw1ss023 · Post by **sw1ss023** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:12 pm

False!!! C!!!

What was the question?

Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:22 pm

The question was something the questioner asked, in order to get an answer to the question that was about the question itself, thus the proper answer would be the question itself, but a question can't be an answer, unless you are to create an infinite loop that you can never come out of.

Did you read it or are you pretending to be a banana?

Post by **Shai'tan** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:46 am

I am pretending to be an apple, thank you very much!

Now, where does this "Earth" lie?

tommy311 · Post by **tommy311** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:01 am

In the middle of Europe

Do i live on Earth?

Post by **Shai'tan** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:16 pm

No you live in space...

Where do I find a gorilla eating an apple, standing on his head, and dancing to a country song?

Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:22 pm

Take the second turn to the left, then drive 12 miles. It will be right in front of you.

Why don't they use air-conditioners in the desert?

RappY · Post by **RappY** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:01 am

Because camels won't fly as high as they do now if they are freezed.

Where is the beetle under the bed?