Your Favorite Quotes of Stuff You've Said
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Your Favorite Quotes of Stuff You've Said
I thought it would be cool if we could all be arrogant fatheads for a while...so what are your favorite quotes of yourself?
*Earlier today*
Trey: "You always have to blame somebody, dontcha?"
Me: "Well, it's always somebody's fault!"
*Last Week at band practice, after lead singer's long monologue*
Me: "Is there any way you could make what you just said more interesting?"
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*Earlier today*
Trey: "You always have to blame somebody, dontcha?"
Me: "Well, it's always somebody's fault!"
*Last Week at band practice, after lead singer's long monologue*
Me: "Is there any way you could make what you just said more interesting?"
-ASDF
+ASDFThe art of eating cookies...
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[Full story]Arkannine wrote:Mexico is the only country in the world in which Mexicans are born.
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Lol. This seems like fun.
(This happened two days ago.)
Atticus: I think I'm in love with you.
Me:*cringes* Oh. That's great but, uh, *grabs the hand of a random person standing next to me* You see, I'm already in a serious relationship, and if there are any problems, you're gonna have to take it up with this guy. *points to the random person*
Random Person: I don't even know you!
Me: I love you too, honey!
(This happened two days ago.)
Atticus: I think I'm in love with you.
Me:*cringes* Oh. That's great but, uh, *grabs the hand of a random person standing next to me* You see, I'm already in a serious relationship, and if there are any problems, you're gonna have to take it up with this guy. *points to the random person*
Random Person: I don't even know you!
Me: I love you too, honey!
It's a fallacy to think that "natural" means "healthful"; after all, the deadly poison arsenic is completely natural.
Asdf Hug Count: 1599Suntro wrote:The media doesn't exist kids.
Don't let Atom frighten you.
I have a friend named kris...Kris kras kruis-poort?
Kras is street-dutch for outcast...
Kruispoort (crossgate) is the busstop where I -and more then 500 others- take the bus home...
So I was asking at outcast kris if he'd take the bus home at crossgate home, so I wouldn't have to walk alone to the busstop...
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[Full story]Arkannine wrote:Mexico is the only country in the world in which Mexicans are born.
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Whutz a pun?!...Insanity is the best thing that ever happened to me...
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[Full story]Arkannine wrote:Mexico is the only country in the world in which Mexicans are born.
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It's a play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense or sound of different words.
It's a fallacy to think that "natural" means "healthful"; after all, the deadly poison arsenic is completely natural.
Asdf Hug Count: 1599Suntro wrote:The media doesn't exist kids.
Don't let Atom frighten you.
Then my answer is yes, it is a pun...Gundam_M3ister wrote:It's a play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense or sound of different words.
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Oh that was youGundam_M3ister wrote:Lol. This seems like fun.
(This happened two days ago.)
Atticus: I think I'm in love with you.
Me:*cringes* Oh. That's great but, uh, *grabs the hand of a random person standing next to me* You see, I'm already in a serious relationship, and if there are any problems, you're gonna have to take it up with this guy. *points to the random person*
Random Person: I don't even know you!
Me: I love you too, honey!
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Fix'd...Gundam_M3ister wrote:Lol. This seems like fun.
(This happened two days ago.)
Atticus: I think I'm in love with you.
Me:*cringes* Oh. That's great but, uh, *grabs the hand of a random person standing next to me* You see, I'm already in a serious relationship, and if there are any problems, you're gonna have to take it up with this guy. *points to the random person*
Netsim: I don't even know you!
Me: I love you too, honey!
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lolzorCX gamer wrote:... Yeeeaaaa... So... Let's not talk about it okay...atomtengeralattjaro wrote:oh man, so you didn't understand my sig until now?CX gamer wrote:Whutz a pun?!...
text conversation:
Me: If we ever shower together, can you please pee on my leg?
Friend Connor: stfu dude... lol.
Me: <3
soloman wrote:damn.
are you like a pimp or something?