Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:23 pm

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:59 pm

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:54 pm

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady Who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Fri Jan 19, 2018 7:48 pm

eyy welcome back !

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:39 pm

I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:07 pm

noice

Anonymously Famous · Post by **Anonymously Famous** » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:58 pm

Olympics-related joke:

How do you keep bacon from curling?

You take away their tiny brooms.

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:35 pm

I don't get it, you may explain it, but that would probably ruin the joke... or not, maybe im 10 and should shut up

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:59 pm

When you cook bacon, its edges may curl up. Curling is also a sport where they use magic broomsticks to ~~fly around and get a ball into oh no that's something else~~ coerce a highly oblate spheroid towards a goal on an icy surface.

Post by **TheDudeManJohn** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:18 pm

Curlers take that shit serious to.....they furious with those broomsticks.

((i swear my post count is higher than that lol Philtom mustve delete some i swear!!!))

Post by **removed** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:34 pm

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Post by **TheDudeManJohn** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:42 pm

so everyone stood inline to get drinks from the fruit drink in a bowl thing................yah get it?

What yah miss the punch line?

Post by **Shai'tan** » Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:49 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:When you cook bacon, its edges may curl up. Curling is also a sport where they use magic broomsticks to ~~fly around and get a ball into oh no that's something else~~ coerce a highly oblate spheroid towards a goal on an icy surface.

Usually with some awesome looking pants if you're the Norwegian curling team.

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:34 am

Why do cows wear bells around their neck?
Because their horns don't work.

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:36 pm

Oh I have a joke!

*insert something people deeply care about here*

Anonymously Famous · Post by **Anonymously Famous** » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:37 pm

Post by **Shai'tan** » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:50 am

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:00 pm

word play ;3

assdef · Post by **assdef** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:10 am

Word play? Word play is me telling you about the time I ate a dictionary and it gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

Now THAT’S word play.

Froggychum · Post by **Froggychum** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:18 pm

that;s a bit naughty.... maybe it's word 4play

why is this thread revived so many times?

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