COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

[Froggychum]

They go and get me a coffee, sugar-cheeks.

[shruvvu]

can i complain about the torture department?

[Evai]

can i complain about the torture department?

yes, its probably the worst album of 2024. she should fire her producer

[Froggychum]

sorry, but please only talk about celebrities in the complaint department if you're going to get into a heated argument about them.

no fans allowed.
this is a safe space for haters.

[Evai]

I said it was the worst album of 2024? Am I taking crazy pills? In what world is that being a fan of it? Hello?


Hello?

[Froggychum]

Gaslighting our customers is also a service of the COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT~~

[atomtengeralattjaro]

My complaint is that this thread has been inactive for 125 days, 2 hours, 59 minutes and more than 5 seconds

[Froggychum]

That's just the amount of time we're inexplicably closed each year
Wouldn't want you to NOT miss your appointment, after all

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I didn't even make an appointment and still managed to miss my appointment. Wow.

[Evai]

I think it's a good sign that there's a lack of complaints

[Froggychum]

I think it's a good sign that there's a lack of complaints

my dumb ahh under a totalitarian society exposed to constant propaganda:

[Evai]

When I open my asdf.com I'm served a series of threads that cater to my beliefs

[atomtengeralattjaro]

catering to evai's beliefs. what are we, a catering company?

[Naddarobo]

I have a complaint

When I open my asdf.com I'm served a series of threads that cater to my beliefs

this person managed to have something good happen to them, please fix this.

[Froggychum]

this person managed to have something good happen to them, please fix this.

It's already been responded to...
See the attachments below:

Concerning the recent controversy,

What has happened is completely unacceptable. All of us at COMPLAINT DEPARMENT are shocked and appalled by the news. Our hearts go out to We feel no empathy towards those who have been affected by the situation.

We are deeply apologetic for our inability to fulfill our customers expectations worst nightmares, and we take full responsibility for the system failures that led to this tragic outcome.

In order to compensate the bereaved, we will be offering them and their families a trip to disney world cholera and rabies

Going forward, we will be launching an internal investigation to understand where things went wrong. Rest assured Tremble in fearful horror, those responsible for this violation will face heavy repercussions.

Thank Fuck you all for sticking with COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT in the future.

Signed,

𝓔𝓿𝓲𝓵

Sir Evil, John
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT, Chief Executive Officer

DMV

Sir Vincent, David Miles
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT, Chief Financial Officer

Dominus Muscarum

Ba'al Zebub
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT, Chief Operating Officer

Count Dracula
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT, President

Sir Kissinger, Ghost of Henry
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT, Director

Sir Goebbels, Joseph Jr.
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT, Chairman

Sir McConnell, Mitch
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT, Head of Communications for the United States of America

Void Lord "Chum", "Froggy"
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT, Head of Communications for the ASDF Forums

[Evai]

Bro stop being a karen and accept your slop

[Froggychum]

is your name george slopolopolis

[atomtengeralattjaro]

One of my distant family members would like to file a formal complaint against norwegian fishermen: https://www.thebarentsobserver.com/secu ... ine/420357

[Shai'tan]

Sorry, we don't take complaints at the moment. May I refer you to another complaints department?

[Naddarobo]

I have a complaint. This guy next to me has about 70 tabs open on his computer. Can you use your giant laser to decimate him? thaaaanks.