Is ASDF Winner?

[Evai]

I'm still trying to figure it out. From a stance, it seems they have no similarities that justifies it! But recently, I had a revelation: What if the question is not 'Is ASDF winner', but more 'ASDF'. You see, ASDF wouldn't waste its time with trucks who decide who is winner, dismissing those it deems not worthy of the title! ASDF is one. ASDF is all. ASDF wins. ASDF isn't Winner, ASDF is Dinner, Lunch, Fun and ASDF WILL not lower its standards to aquiantance itself with four trucks Come on! The world revolves around ASDF. ASDF is an acronymn for All Space Defines Future. What this means, is that the space between this post and the next, the space between the A and S, The space between words lays out ASDF in its proper context; everything! You see those spambots that post seemingly unrelated and pornographic up on the ASDF forums? They Know What You Don't. The smileys are in on it. They are:

- This is a guy whos just discovered ASDF.
- Hes just finished signing up.
- He sees all of the 'spam', thinking that it ruins it.
- Goatse.
- Sees CX and whoever with their load of posts.
- Hes skeptical about this whole thing: wtf?
- He realises the truth.
- The truth is too fantastic, ahahhahahaah until...
- Crap, need new underwear...
- Actually...
- Someone walks in.





Have you noticed that I HAVE NOT PUT A COMMENT ON THE LAST FOUR SMILEYS?

worked it out yet?

Yet?

You have? Okay. I can go on

You see, that code is the same code used by jkl; for the purposes of caclke1w

Watch this:

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AsdFFASdFDasdfasdfASDFASDFASDFasdASDFAasdfASDAFDAf

The first time I saw that I changed my whole outlook on life. look at the 429th letter. No, don't just look at it, ZOOM IN. See it yet? No, not like that, that's not how ASDF workSS!! Go to asdf.cum, then click on the second link. Insane.
From another point of view, there is another opinion. their standpoint is that it doesn't make sense and is invalid, I should shut the fuck up and eat cake, while browing. DO NOT listen to these people. These people are the same people who did that... thing. You Know? You don't? Well that's because you have been Pureified! Just by visiting ASDF.com you have saved yourself! Well Done! But there is a side-effect: Whatever you do, DON'T.

Like cake? like chocolate? LIEK MUDKIPS?
Yes. ASDF is capable of all these everyday feats of awesomeness. There is only one thing though. You aren't going to be able to use if you asdf. This is because you are incomplete! "Incomplete??" I hear you say? Yes, ASDF is not the entire keyboard/world. You would need JKL; for that. The problem is, ASDFJKL; Can not exist, because it's inconcievable. However, YOU were thought inconcieveable, yet here you are! There is hope!

Hmm.

Yeah.

Cake!

Lulz.

Why are you reading this?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

ssssssmhahahahaha, haha ,h hhh hhhhh!!

[Evai]

ssssssmhahahahaha, haha ,h hhh hhhhh!!

dddffffmaamdh ahahah

lololololol

[Evai]

winner.
ASDF.
Weiner.
ASDinner!
You're
ASsD
JKLJ:
asdfsdffdfdfdfdfdfdfdf

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      d88b       d8"     "8b  88      `"8b   88           
     d8'`8b      Y8,          88        `8b  88           
    d8'  `8b     `Y8aaaaa,    88         88  88aaaaa      
   d8YaaaaY8b      `"""""8b,  88         88  88"""""      
  d8""""""""8b           `8b  88         8P  88           
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[Evai]

Sorry, I had to make this post so it's not double posting

[hobobuster]

You have opened my eyes to a whole new world

[Evai]

You have opened my eyes to a whole new world

Not a whole 'New' world!

It's exactly the same world, you were just too blind to see it! In my experience, there are three kinds of people:

1:ASDF
2:ASDF
3:ASDF
4:ASDF

You see?

[hobobuster]

I do... ..... IDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDO!!!!

[CX gamer]

Kind off hyperactive...

[Evai]

Kind off hyperactive...

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