Peak shitpost?

[Froggychum]

Is this the peak of shitposting (literally)?

CW: Poopies & Politics (the newest D&D-killer)

[Evai]

they're called poopyposts now, get with the times

[Naddarobo]

I love college humour dropout

[Froggychum]

Um, they go by Dropout now?
Please don't deadname companies! It's bigoted!

(the most obvious /s ever, I hope)

[Evai]

Go write a xeet about it then

[Naddarobo]

Um, they go by Dropout now?
Please don't deadname companies! It's bigoted!

what are you a twi- oh sorry, X user?

(the most obvious /s ever, I hope)

my lifetime of gaslighting people has caught up to me, probably the reason I can't edit that
Edit: nevermind I was just signed out, naddarobo ain't stopping anyime soon!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

evai is a self-propelled tick tock guitar hero rockstar person I think
frogs aren't allowed on social media, everyone knows that

[Froggychum]

Go write a xeet about it then

All you woke liberals don't understand that it was actually a brilliant move for Elon Musk to purchase X. You see, the name is much cooler now. Because X is a really cool letter. The richest man in the world agrees with me.

It's plummeting stock is actually a fourth-dimensional hyperchess 10 000 IQ move on behalf of Mr. Rick and Morty himself. I would trust this man to put computer chips in my brain, yes

frogs aren't allowed on social media, everyone knows that

The anti-frog bias must be stopped!
Amphibian Lives Matter!!
RETVRN TO THE PRIMORDIAL OOZE!!!

[Evai]

All you woke liberals don't understand that it was actually a brilliant move for atomtengeralattjaro to purchase asdf forums. You see, the name is much cooler now. Because jkl; is a really cool letter. The richest man in the world agrees with me.

I don't agree

[Froggychum]

All you woke liberals don't understand that it was actually a terrible move for Evai to purchase asdf forums. You see, the name is much worse now. Because jkl; is a really lame letter. The richest man in the world agrees with me.

I don't agree and I hate puppies

Bro, this guy...

[Naddarobo]

All you woke liberals don't understand that it was actually a brilliant move for atomtengeralattjaro to purchase asdf forums. You see, the name is much cooler now. Because jkl; is a really cool letter. The richest man in the world agrees with me.

All you dumb socialists don't understand that it was actually a terrible move for Evai to not purchase asdf forums. You see, the name is much worse now. Because jkl; is a really lame letter. The richest man in the world agrees with me.

I don't agree and I hate puppies

This thread should be renamed "historical revisionism"

[Froggychum]

This thread should be renamed "historical revisionism"

What do you mean? It already is...?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

how would we learn our history if we don't revise?

[Naddarobo]

I should've expected this

[Evai]

You guys are living in some other thread I think

[Naddarobo]

what do you mean? you're the one in a different thread

[Froggychum]

GET ME OUT OF THIS ACCURSED THREAD!!!!!
THE OBLIVION GATE HAS OPENED!!
APOCALYPSE IS COMING!!!!
THE TITANS AWAKEN!!!!!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

the TITANS are sure to need five more minutes at least...

[Froggychum]

aw... so cute! sleepy little enders-of-worlds... squee!

[Naddarobo]

cuddling up with their favorite plushie of mass destruction