The Book of ASDF, according to Keja

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The Book of ASDF, according to Keja

Post by CX gamer » Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:57 pm

  • The Book of ASDF, according to Keja
Because the teachings of ASDF may be interpreted in different ways, here is the research done by Keja.
  1. Chapter 1
  2. Chapter 2
  3. Chapter 3
  4. Chapter 4
  5. Chapter 5
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Chapter 1

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Chapter 1

In the beginning there was ASDF. Nothing but ASDF has and will exist, for ASDF is everything, the creator and cultivator of all that exists. Before Life existed ASDF was much smaller in the untimely years before It’s Current form.

Many millennia passed, and as they passed ASDF grew larger and into many forms. ASDF folded over itself to form mountains and straightened to form the rest of the land. ASDF wound across the land to form rivers and spread out the ends to form the seas that enclose the lands. Once ASDF had finished it began repeating itself but did not form water on any other of it’s creations for the first was special and was to be named Earth.

After Earth had been fashioned, ASDF created life. He began with plants, then the birds and the mammals. The mammals were followed by creatures of the water and finally the reptiles. After ASDF had formed these creatures there was but one more to be created. ASDF begot JKL;.

ASDF taught JKL; the ways of life and being. JKL; was taught the names of every creature and every plant. JKL; was also taught the forms of these beings so it could take their shapes when needed, But JKL; was not part of everything like ASDF, only an imitation. But JKL; became jealous of ASDF and It’s divine power and began to plot against their own creator. JKL; formed it’s own version of life, a vicious creature designed purely for war. JKL; named these creatures “humans”.

JKL; trained man for battle in secret away from ASDF, but the divine ASDF can see all and was ashamed of it’s greatest creation. But while JKL; was teaching his army in the arts of evilness, ASDF was secretly giving the Humans the power of free will.

With their new, vision of life, the humans could see That their creator was evil. Many of them Escaped from JKL;’s clutches and allied with ASDF, their true leader. JKL; was left with less than 50,000 in his once great army.

ASDF and it’s followers banished Jkl;’s army far away from the holy land and forged the keyboard, a tablet of worship used in all temples of ASDF.
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Chapter 2

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Chapter 2

ASDF had two allied tribes of humans, QWER and ZXCV. JKL; hadn’t the power of a following tribe and gained his army by enslaving other humans. He called his slave tribes UIOP and M,./ .
These tribes warred for many years, day in and day out for ASDF’s army fought hard for their beleifs and JKL;’s army feared their cruel master.

A young man of unknown name from the clan of UIOP feared JKL; so intensely that he became ill. His family cared had to feed and care for him. But one day, thought to be one of his last, ASDF visited him in a dream. ASDF spoke to the man. The man was told not to fear JKL; as ASDF would protect him. ASDF gave him an offer to watch JKL; in secret and return to ASDF at night with JKL;‘s plans. The next day the man was fighting fit and began to watch JKL; as ASDF had told him

JKL; Did not know of ASDF’s plan but JKL; also had it’s own. JKL; gathered al of the true followers and named them Caps Lock. Caps lock was sent to mix among the QWER and ZXCV tribes and spy upon them. But JKL; had sent The man from UIOP, ASDF’s spy With Caps Lock, and he told ASDF of JKL;’s evil plan.

When ASDF’s tribes heard of this, they formed an indicator for ASDF to tell when Caps Lock was spying on them. The humans then knew when to tell others of ASDF’s secrets and when not to.

ASDF’s army also created a new kind of weapon, a key to power. The Shift key was used by ASDF’s clans to empower greatly for a short period of time. Caps Lock, JKL;’s spys gained knowledge of this new weapon and informed their cruel leader. JKL; demanded that his slaves would Make a bigger, stronger Shift key, to gain power over ASDF.

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Chapter 3

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Chapter 3

The battle between ASDF and JKL; raged for hundreds of years. Many lives were lost on both sides, many of the victims innocent. ASDF saw the truth of the war and decided to end it. ASDF chose two people, G and H to end the bloodshed. They were given the power to persuade and stop the two armies.

G and H took every death on their conscience until the war was over. G was sent to stop the army of ASDF from fighting while H had been sent to JKL;’s slaves. G told QWER and ZXCV of the enslavement of M,./ and UIOP. The army of ASDF were horrified of JKL;’s actions and the whole army laid down their weapons almost at once.

H’s job was a more difficult one. Although JKL;’s army wanted to stop fighting, they feared their leader too much to end the war. H had won UIOP and M,./ over but needed to persuade JKL;. H, with no other option offered herself for a lifetime of enslavement to JKL; in exchange for the freedom of the army. JKL; accepted and withdrew from ASDF’s holy land with H.

Caps Lock was imprisoned by QWER and ZXCV and UIOP and M,./ were free to worship their true leader, ASDF and the priests of the tribes ordered additions to the Keyboard tablets.

On the central row there was ASDF with QWER and ZXCV beside. On the far side there was JKL; surrounded by UIOP and M,./ in memory of the enslaved ones. Caps Lock was placed beside ASDF to show how JKL;’s spies had done wrong. And finally, G and H were placed in the middle of ASDF and JKL; as they were the ones who stopped the foul conflict.

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Chapter 4

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Chapter 4

Years on, the empire of ASDF’s followers had disbanded. The leaders of the tribes had led their people further across ASDF’s seas, mounts and plains, leaving their homeland to the creator’s true creatures. The tribe of ZXCV were the first to find land to call their home.

The tribe adjusted to their new surroundings with little ease. The temperature was harsher on their skin, and the crops grown in their homeland could not survive. The tribe was spread sparsely over their new world, with groups of just four thousand in many of the areas.

One of these groups in particular was home to Y, a young man who helped build an entire settlement for his people. It was a modest settlement, with just under sixty dwellers. Yet there were those who were ungrateful of Y’s efforts.

T was a man who was never happy with what he had. He would put his wife and children before the needs of his own, but despised himself for doing so. He saw Y’s manor and was envious of the many rooms, the dining hall with seats for every townsperson. He then turned to his own house, a three roomed abode with nothing to decorate it but its oaken door.
His envy became so strong that it became hatred. His hate switched from his wish to be as respected and as wealthy as Y to hating himself for his anger, which was ruining the lives of his loved ones. T would spend hours at night holding a knife in his hands, contemplating whether he should bring his idea of justice to Y, to kill him, to revolt, to take his home and place as the settlement’s leader.

One summer’s eve he took his chance and stormed to Y’s Manor with a blade in hand and rapped hard on the thick wooden door. He did not wait long for an answer and proceeded to remove the door by force. Once inside, he ran straight to Y’s chamber, where he was known to spend his evenings lying in front of the fire.

As T approached Y’s figure, sprawled uncomfortably on a blood soaked rug, he came to realise his blindness. As T was jealous of Y’s fortune and fame, Y in turn was jealous of those with a family to call their own. He had never met any who loved him as a person, only as an idol. He decided he was truly not good enough to rule a town if he could not even rule a household and ended his life with a decorative sword, one that gave him no happiness to look at hanging on the wall of his empty home.

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Chapter 5

Post by keja » Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:49 pm

Chapter 5

Years passed by T's settlement. With him as their new leader, the people grew their small village into a vast city, stretching miles in each direction. within the central slums of this great town lived a family who's lives had great effect on their fellow inhabitants. 

The father of this family was left to tend to his children, as his wife passed during the birth of their final child, a young, sickly girl named N. As her father had to keep their home fit for living, her older brothers had to work from a very young age, leaving her with little company during the daytime. 

She could not leave the house for her terrible disease of the lungs, disabling her from breathing the town's air, often thick with smoke from the various roasts and furnaces that speckled the thriving city. Her father fashioned her a mask of cloth to be worn over her nose and mouth so she could meet the many people in ZXCV's great town. 

She soon made many friends within the small area in which her family lived. Many of the other young people of T approached her because of her peculiar headwear. For months the friends played and conversed in the streets without harm, but N's friends had cautious parents. They had heard stories to horrific to tell to children. Stories of bandits and thugs who wore masks such as the one N always wore. The believed she was the offspring of such a person, having met her father, to busy toiling within the house to make friends himself. 

N found herself to be accused of many acts of wrongdoing she was not at all involved in. many other young townsfolk spat upon her, or tried to remove the mask as they ran past her. Feeling her safety at risk for the mask, she journeyed to the town square to announce her innocence to the crowd. As she spoke of her struggle of breath and her mother's ill fate, she revealed her face to the crowd, proving she was not hiding her identity. The onlookers gazed in awe as they saw the most beautiful face they had ever laid eyes upon.

Her friends suddenly acted in a twisted manner, each of the males proposing marriage to her on the spot and trying to drag her away. Soon others in the crowd did the same, mesmerised by N's face. The people soon became violent, a crow of fans suddenly turning into a city-wide brawl. As the would-be suitors slashed and tore at each other, the young girl was nearly crushed under the masses of people who fell. 

If not for her eldest brother carrying her across to the city border, N would surely have died by the hands of men who were aiming to impress her. As the family rode out of the city for good, the young N returned the mask to her face, forever concealing it for fear that it could cause such damage again.  

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