What would you do with $1,000,000?

Blargen · Post by **Blargen** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:35 am

Just post what you would do with a million dollors.
It dosent really have to literaly cost A milloin dollors.

I would buy asdf the empire state building.

Post by **keja** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:35 pm

I would clone myself.

ThingerDudes · Post by **ThingerDudes** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:15 pm

buy a billion dollars.

vraiment · Post by **vraiment** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:45 pm

keja wrote:I would clone myself.

Please no, one is enough!

I'd first buy the house for my family and then I'd run away to Mexico City

Ml08180 · Post by **Ml08180** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:54 pm

I'd finance a company to make me more money, which I would then use to find a cure for vamparasitus and then reverse engineer it to make it spread around the population of earth!

Blargen · Post by **Blargen** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:04 am

keja wrote:I would clone myself.

I would do this^

Reapeated 700 times... Therefore my army of blargeness will eliminate all things that make sence. Therefore asdf will be able to spread randomness all over the world.

Oh and Me and asdf will give the moon to keja's ego... But i dont know if that would be enough space...

qwertzuiop · Post by **qwertzuiop** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:51 pm

I'd change it to swiss franks

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:22 pm

It's spelled francs, not franks - that's a hotdog, sorry to correct you.
But I would use $1,000,000 to move to New Zealand

qwertzuiop · Post by **qwertzuiop** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:57 pm

then it's called francs in english... i couldn't care less what foreigners call my local currency...

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:42 pm

I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!

qwertzuiop · Post by **qwertzuiop** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:47 am

I forgive you xD

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:47 pm

Us Americans are just so shallow. That's why I would use $1,000,000 to move to New Zealand.

lil timmy · Post by **lil timmy** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:59 pm

asdfkumquat wrote: Us Americans are just so shallow. That's why I would use $1,000,000 to move to New Zealand.

so you can pretend to pretend to be Australian?

I'd continue doing what I do except that I'd have nice things like my own place and a Shelby Mustang.

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:58 am

Uh, I can be whatever I want to be.
I could also use $1,000,000 to buy Pinback. Literally, them.

Ml08180 · Post by **Ml08180** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:58 am

If I had $1,000,000 I would build a large hotel, earn more money, build a bigger hotel, make alot more money, build the world's largest hotel, and then use the money from that to build a robot-ferret-monkey army and overtake all of the world!

qwertzuiop · Post by **qwertzuiop** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:34 am

I think I would take $10,000 and give it to a assassin to murder ML...

Ml08180 · Post by **Ml08180** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:20 pm

pshhh, I'd kill him and drink his blood. You can't kill me, I'm already dead

qwertzuiop · Post by **qwertzuiop** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:03 am

Reformulation:
I think I would take $1,000,000 and give it to the best assassins to exterminate Ml.
To make sure he's gone I'd burn him.
Then burn his ashes.
Then split the ashes into 500 groups.
Then seal each group in a separate, indestructible box.
Then shoot 300 into space (all different directions).
Then I'd drop the rest into volcanoes or different seas.

lil timmy · Post by **lil timmy** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:17 pm

Why don't you just cut off his dong and keep it in a box. That way if he ever came back to life then you'd have complete control over him.

cyan · Post by **cyan** » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:10 pm

Hehe
I would not use $1,000,000 to do that. Just buy 166,666 machetes from Wal-Mart™.

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